SHUFFLE : THE ORIGINS

Ok this is based on my real life experience of whats going on around teens these days. Ever wondering in KL and stumbled across a bunch of people with weird clothing and watever that looks EMO but they're not EMO nor Metalheadz? then you're not alone. And not to mention seeing people from far with super weird movements resembles a spritual trance ritual and some sort of stuff. Some say it's a joke , some say it's a dance but we couldnt even decide neither.........


THIS SO CALLED DANCE IS...................''SHUFFLE '' ( ppl wtf-ing )

say whatt??? numsayin... even the word itself gives alot of meaning behind this abstract word but if you tell this to some ''scene kids'' or lala in KL they will tell you the meaning while performing some shuffle dances at the same time without humiliation. but the i am sure most of us have no clue on what this is all about and what the heck is actually going on with the cultural scene nowadays rite? so i am here to tell what the heck is penge-shuffle-an is all about.


SHUFFLE ( pronounced as '' Sa-fer '' ) is an act of movements mostly focuses on the legs and Strictly on legs and foot like what the heck those scene kids must been already shouting at you by now lol . So this shuffle doesnt really considered as a DANCE but more into an Movements such as Yoga , tai Chi or Kung Fu that stimulates blood circulations by stomping in the ground as hard as you can disregarding how embarrasing you may look especially in public places such as LRT stations , schools , and the infamous shuffle Pit at bukit bintang infront of maybank. SHUFFLE movements inorder to master these movements u will need precise timing and accuracy on stomping the ground just as how you played DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION but in this case you will need to use your imagination because it is a friggin ground tarmac.

SHUFFLE dance is pioneered by a bunch of lalas and ahbengs back in the 90's where techno is all the fuss in discos and clubs ( lets just say they dont know how to breakdance just as the cool kids does )............. so they developed an EASY form of dance by using techno replacing hiphop because ahbeng's dont like hiphop back in the 90's so they wanted to be cool and hip. Ahbengs and lalas then started to do some movements with ONLY by using their legs because it's EASY to dance with only by using a pair of legs than with hand movements. Another discovery by them is the method of dancing.......so they dance by STOMPING THEIR LEGS ACCORDING TO THE TECHNO BEAT u know the dum dum dum dum dum 4/4 timing beat numsayin.

So when they started to dance according techno beat...BOOMM EUREKA!!! you got yourself a techno-dance. So suddenly both ahbeng's and lalas started to DANCE BATTLE ALA breakdance battle but this is by on how well you stomping the ground. SO... inorder to create more randomness of this stomping ...AND for the sake of adding more room for '' creativity '' ... they have to stomp the ground with varieties of styles and BOOOMM EUREKA the Second time and thats how they got the dance named SHUFFLE after randomness.


Funny thing is this dance are obselete during the late 90's since hiphop and linkin park are much more popular with the teens and so this SHUFFLE is obselete til then and instead is popular in Melbourne. that is why you can see those style names with melbourne and subway in it.
Not til recently which i got no idea how , SHUFFLE is back in action among scene kids that are trying to get attention from the public and with the rise of clubs in KL such as Zouk , Maison , Bison , Ryu , Zoo Negara , Cocobananaleaf , durian club and whatever it called. Not Only Ahbengs or lala , infact now SHUFFLE is popular among Mat rempits and even Ah Lians and budak sekolah menengah.

You can see those budak sekolah shuffle everwhere because it is cool and stuff especially in LRT stations. But Most of them are more like they been having seizures ( sawan ) and been attacked by thousand of ants and they have to stomp it hard.

infact back in the ancient times , people have been SHUFFLING to keep themselves away from termites and some red ants and to see how much ants you can stomp in a minute. This explains why most of Pest Exterminators consists of Teens and ahbengs that SHUFFLES , Ironically.


Another history is sayin that back in the tribal era , people have to stomp the ground to prove their manhood by stomping countless deadly ants........ so STOMPING GROUND has a long history.

You cant SHUFFLE without Fashion numsayin because it is SO NAUT KOOL mann with a manglish slang in it by lalas . so here's a few things you need inorder to shuffle :

1) Your must be dyed Golden or bright yellow

2) You need a 3-quarter pants

3) Your clan/gang/group of shufflers t-shirt ( anything with the word HARDSTYLE in it with is A MUST )

4 ) A CAP ( inorder for you to throw it and to spinning around before wearing it for STYLE POINTS by panel judges of Persatuan Hardstyle Shuffle )

5) glow in dark sticks

6) light reflective GIANT TROUSERS

7) YOU MUST BE A DOTA PLAYER

8) Sandals , slippars , Converse and Nike flat shoes ( anything that worn off on the sole )

I will explain why you need a big trousers , or a Cap on the LAMPIRAN SECTION BELOW



dont forget bout guilds , clan or watever because you will need a group for SHUFFLE competition...... so here's a tips for naming your team :

1) must included the words like ''HARD'' , ''STYLE '' , and ''REPUBLIC ''

2 ) visit Dudesdayout blog


that is why you can see shufflers have their team/clan names on their JACKETS such as...........Kampung Hardstyle , Republic of hardstyle , hardcorestyle republic , Heavystyle , Hard-republic , the republic of hardcore dancers , hardcorers-republic , superstyle , SMKK Damansara republic , SMK Sri kembangan Hardcore stylerzz , FreeStylerz , EndlessBeatzz , Samurai Team Stylez , Counterstylez republic , APEKstyle Clan , Hardclan , Hardcorezz United , United of hardcorerz , Crusaders of hardstyle , ................. You get what i mean


LAMPIRAN SECTION!!!!












( happy seizures sawan remix video )


( the best part of this video is when they all joget joget bersama.......or is it joget? )

goose , flamingo , roosters , peacock !!!! WALKING ON ICE???!!! lol penyek this penyek that ......... polishing the road OMGi tell you the ants have no chance when fell victim of these gooses , roosters and flamingos on flat ground stomping their shoes off



Now you have witnessed an epidemic that plagues teens and youth in this world and it has to be stopped before we cant stop laughing and again and again.



WHAT A JOKE IN THIS WORLD